Snopes needs your help! Learn more. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I think MJ has uttered that sentence 1, times in the last month. Sometimes to me, but mostly to Will. My wife does not understand the seemingly male desire to shed all clothes and bask in our naked glory.
Ten weeks ago Jack was born a big healthy baby 8 lbs. But I wonder in the back of my mind if Jack is a baby version of Will Ferrell. As he grows in size, he also obviously grows in maturity.
When Ben Sowards' 6-year-old daughter, Valerie, peed her pants at school this week, the Utah dad splashed some water on the front of his own pants and headed to school to cheer her up. I walked up next to Valerie, who was sitting, looking down at the floor, and I put my arm around her and I said, 'Valerie, can I have your backpack? The tweet has been shared nearly 65, times, and has been liked by more thanpeople.
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We both love ice cream. We both love chasing each other around the house pretending to be monsters. But a real hobby, a real interest, a real passion… we just shared our first.
Traveling with Dad meant riding by his rules. He was the driver, so it was his way or the highway…no pun intended. Once we left the driveway, we drove until we stopped for the night, needed gas or reached our destination.