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Sex can be a messy business. You have this flailing mass of genital regions, limbs, mouths and teeth, and various bodily fluids all whirling together. So much can go wrong, especially if you do something stupid.

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Well, to me they are funny, but I was there. You know how that goes…. Once upon a time, I was having sex with this guy, when he decided to put my leg up in the air.

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We searched everywhere, tore the bedding off, etc. Finally we gave up and he went to the bathroom. Suddenly I got an idea and found it…still inside of me.

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Sex is inherently embarrassing—sweat, grunts, involuntary and voluntary noises, and body parts pressing together and sometimes, squelching apart! Sex is also inherently subjective; all of our bodies and minds are unique in their cravings and reactions. Yet, we continue forth in the pursuit of intimacy and orgasms—and hell, in the name of fun!

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Growing up, there is so much hype built up about how your first time should be. You're told to either wait until marriage or to wait until it's with someone you love. However, that's not always the case, and whether you like it or not, losing your virginity is a memory that will stay with you forever.

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